April 2012
vmware migration
От вчера се наблюдава “забавяне” когато се отваря блога, причината е че местя доста гигабайти на този сървър като идеята е да мигрирам алфата на vmware esxi. Причините са разбираеми, вече една година другия сървър работи повече от стабилно на тази операционна система и позволява дистанционно да правя каквото искам по сървърите без да се налага да ходя при тях с монитора 🙂 Забавянето главно е заради dl.joni-b.net където има доста софтуер. Всичко друго работи нормално за сега , ще пиша като имам повече инфо.
What does LMAO mean?
The answer is simple 🙂 -> LMAO =» Laughing My ASS Off
Here are the other funny shortenings:
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big ASS Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R =» See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB =» Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It’s Worth
GAL =» Get A Life
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HABU =» Have A Better ‘Un
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HAGU =» Have A Good ‘Un
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
HUB =» Head Up Butt
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IGP =» I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO =» In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO =» In My Opinion
IMCO =» In My Considered Opinion
IMHO =» In My Humble Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later ‘Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LHU =» Lord Help Us
LMAO =» Laughing My ASS Off
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB =» Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML =» Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OL =» Old Lady (significant other)
OM =» Old Man (significant other)
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don’t Shoot
PITA =» Pain In The ASS
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP =» Peed My Pants
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROFL =» Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP =» ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO =» ROFL My ASS Off
ROFLMAOAY =» ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME =» ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTSROFL =» Unable to Speak
RTFM =» Read The F****** Manual!
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT =» Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK =» Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS =» Scientific Wild ASS Guess
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TGIF =» Thank God It’s Friday
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WAS =» Wild ASS Guess
WB =» Welcome Back
WTH =» What/Who The Heck (or sub an ‘F’ for the ‘H’)
YBS =» You’ll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man
opencart nginx rewrite rules problem
To get working seo urls in opencart powered by nginx you need to put some special rules in your website conf in nginx directory.
First , we need go put this files in our conf:
location / {
try_files $uri @opencart;
}
location @opencart {
rewrite ^/(.+)$ /index.php?_route_=$1 last;
}
Now we have working seo urls 🙂
Ok, but I found problem, with this settings my /admin directory now is not working and the web server says : Not found 404
To fix this we need to put :
location /admin index index.php; }
before up rule and the config will looks like this:
location /admin {
index index.php;
}
location / {
try_files $uri @opencart;
}
location @opencart {
rewrite ^/(.+)$ /index.php?_route_=$1 last;
}
That’s it 🙂
clipbucket seo url cyrillic loop problem
I’m Bulgarian, and I use clipbucket for my video sharing website. I found one strange problem with SEO urls when the video title is in cyrillic , there is loop when I open the link and nothing works. With english urls all is ok.
Today I found the solution for this problem.
First you must install this plugin in your clipbucket website and activate it.
Than go to root directory of your clipbucket site and open watch_video.php , find the code :
$server_link = $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'];
and replace it with code :
$server_link = urldecode($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']);
Then go to admin panel and activate SEO links.
For my website now everything works perfect! 🙂
I use this friendly forum for my solution.